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Help Me!

I'm sure you have all heard the saying, "Your secret is safe with a bum."  Shockingly, this isn't always the case.  My name is Rob, and this is my tragic story of a bum wronged by one of his own kind.
 
Now I have always been a thinker - not so much a doer, but always thinking.  And about a year ago, I stumbled upon my best idea ever.  After tripping over a broken monitor next to a dumpster and knocking out a tooth, I had a vision.  I could be the first bum to become virtual, and make a million bucks by begging in the world of the internet.  It was perfect.  If only I had a computer.
 
One night, while begging for change in the Mission of San Francisco, I made friends with a bum named Ali.  I shared my idea in confidence with him, and he swore it to secrecy.  Tragically, I found out through the street that he stole my idea and launched http://makealirich.com
 
A pleasantly nerdy gentlemen by the name of Samir asked me that night what I wanted from life, and I wished for a website like Ali's.  Samir built me this gift and now, for the first time in my life, I have a chance to do something. 
 
Please help stop Ali from stealing my dream.  Help me become the first millionaire bum in history.  And unlike Ali who plans to donate to charity, I plan to travel the world spending the money on booze, parties, and women.  And you will all be invited!
 
So can you spare a dollar?

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